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Wrestling fans are just a different breed. We’re not like other people. Truth be told we see the world differently and once you become a true wrestling fan there’s just now turning back. You know you’re a wrestling fan if you can relate to anything you’re about to read below.

 

You think jorts are an acceptable fashion statement.

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You refer to your female friends as the divas division.

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When good things happen in your life you start to think you’re getting a push.

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When you go places you randomly WOOOOO and expect other people to do the same.

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You have to sign a contract and automatically assume a brawl will break out.

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You look forward to Mondays.

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This is how you wake up.

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You ask someone what they think just so you can tell them it doesn’t matter what they think.

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You enter a room full of women and say “hello ladies.”

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You insist on having your own entrance music when you show up to a party.

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When quitting your job you insist on sitting indian style in the middle of the office and airing your grievances before you leave.

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You contemplate making a heel turn when you feel that you’ve been wronged.

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You just don’t look at tables the same way everyone else does.

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When someone asks what your favorite song is you respond by naming your favorite wrestler’s entrance music without even thinking twice.

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You watch movies just because The Rock is in them.

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When someone tells you to take care you tell them to spike their hair.

zack

 

 

When someone says they want some TLC you ask if they have the proper equipment.

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You hear glass shatter and assume that Stone Cold will soon be making his entrance.

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When you make a mistake you refer to it as a botch.

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When you break up with someone you wish them the best in their future endeavors.

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You can’t understand why the hashtag #WCW is associated with pictures of beautiful women.

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You can’t finish a bottle of water because you have to spit it out.

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You finish most of your sentences with the word brother.

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Instead of casually saying yes you point your fingers to the sky and shout it continuously.

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The Shield’s entrance music plays in your head every single time you walk down a flight of stairs.

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