I’m quite certain the term “Sports Entertainer” was coined after the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels. No man has truly been able to touch the all around performer that HBK was. He’s done everything one could do in the WWE including being inducted into the Hall of Fame but we all know there is no greater honor than being inducted into the Still Real To Us “That Face You Make When…” hall.
So lets get to it
THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW SOME S#!TS BOUT TO GO DOWN AND IT DOESN’T INVOLVE YOU
THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY’RE A DJ
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN SHE’S LICKING YOUR FUNBAG AND ACCIDENTALLY TOUNGES YOUR BALLOON KNOT
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN SUMMER RAE IS UNDER THE TABLE TRYING TO KEEP HER JOB
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU’RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN YOUR FLASHIEST THREADS AND SOME CHICK GIVES YOU THE “F*CK ME” EYES
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU FAP FAP FAP
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU GET THROUGH A WHOLE PPV ON THE WWE NETWORK WITH NO FREEZING
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER’S DATE BRINGS HER BACK LATE
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU WALK IN THE BATHROOM AFTER SOME CHICK DROPPED A STINK SAUSAGE
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU REACHING FOR THAT SNOOZE BUTTON
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU SEE SUNNY’S MOST RECENT NUDES
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU LET ONE RIP AND NO ONE HEARD IT
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU GET INTO YOUR HOTEL ROOM AND SPLASH ON THE BED
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOUR BOYHOOD DREAM COMES TRUE
Love this.