WWE Monday Night Raw Results

The show opens with The Authority firing Brad Maddox

– Cesaro def. Rob Van Dam

Bad News Barrett is on commentary at ringside and keeps distracting Van Dam. Cesaro gets the win then Sheamus comes out and Brogue kicks him.

– Eva Marie def. Summer Rae

Eva Marie got the win after Fandango and Layla distracted Summer Rae.

– El Torito def. Drew McIntyre

Yup The Chosen One lost to a bull. After they pulled off Torito’s tail and acted like it was a big deal. Yup.

– Rusev def. Zack Ryder

– Randy Orton & Batista def. Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Cody got eliminated then Triple H announced the match is an elimination match and Goldust would have to fight Orton and Batista alone. He did and they destroyed him.

– Bo Dallas def. Sin Cara

Bo Dallas shook Sin Cara’s hand after then gave us a speech about BO-lieving but who doesn’t BO-lieve at this point.

– Emma def. Alicia Fox

After the match Alicia Fox does her Alicia Fox thing and acts crazy as well as sexy.

– Adam Rose def. Davy Crockett (Damien Sandow)

So does Damien Sandow have to dress up as something stupid every week now?

– Sheamus def. Alberto Del Rio

Cesaro comes out after and gets revenge on Sheamus.

The show ends with a contract signing between The Shield and Evolution that just ended in a brawl like all other good contract signings do.

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