WWE Monday Night Raw Results
The show opens with The Authority firing Brad Maddox
– Cesaro def. Rob Van Dam
Bad News Barrett is on commentary at ringside and keeps distracting Van Dam. Cesaro gets the win then Sheamus comes out and Brogue kicks him.
– Eva Marie def. Summer Rae
Eva Marie got the win after Fandango and Layla distracted Summer Rae.
– El Torito def. Drew McIntyre
Yup The Chosen One lost to a bull. After they pulled off Torito’s tail and acted like it was a big deal. Yup.
– Rusev def. Zack Ryder
– Randy Orton & Batista def. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
Cody got eliminated then Triple H announced the match is an elimination match and Goldust would have to fight Orton and Batista alone. He did and they destroyed him.
– Bo Dallas def. Sin Cara
Bo Dallas shook Sin Cara’s hand after then gave us a speech about BO-lieving but who doesn’t BO-lieve at this point.
– Emma def. Alicia Fox
After the match Alicia Fox does her Alicia Fox thing and acts crazy as well as sexy.
– Adam Rose def. Davy Crockett (Damien Sandow)
So does Damien Sandow have to dress up as something stupid every week now?
– Sheamus def. Alberto Del Rio
Cesaro comes out after and gets revenge on Sheamus.
The show ends with a contract signing between The Shield and Evolution that just ended in a brawl like all other good contract signings do.
Damien Sandow should dress up as
Tommy Dreamer in battlegrounds
Triple h the game (triple ds the game )