Alexa Bliss is such a kind-hearted soul that she has apparently found it within herself to educate the masses on just how awesome she is during a “Blissertation.” Mickie James and Alexa Bliss were in the ring where they intended on announcing Alexa’s opponent for WrestleMania 33
She said it’s not going to be Naomi because she’s at home “feeling the ow,” not Nikki because she’s being taken care of by her square-chinned Superman, she called Becky Lynch “Chucky” because she keeps getting beat and continues to come back. That’s a little bit of a dated reference seeing the last Chucky movie was four years ago.
Becky came out and said she is going to take back her championship at WrestleMania when Natalya came out and said, “step aside there, Beeker.” Nice. She said, “Alexa and I are championship material,” when Alexa shut her down and asked her if she got into some catnip.
We’re pretty sure she didn’t get into some catnip or it would have shown up on her last wellness policy test. Alexa said Natalya is “the worst there was, the worst there is, and the worst there ever will be,” that’s a nice turn of phrase.
Mickie James grabbed the mic and said she was the #1 contender and Alexa acted like she didn’t know what she was talking about. With all this confusion we really started to wonder where one of the two Smackdown authority figures were.
Then Daniel Bryan came out to settle things. Daniel said there’s only one way to figure out who is the best woman on the Smackdown roster and that means having Alexa Bliss defend her title against “every available woman on the Smackdown roster.” Bryan failed to mention what type of match the title will be defended in, but it will feature every available woman nonetheless.
We wonder if the match will include Tamina, who has yet to make a television debut but has already done some live shows.
Bryan said he learned a thing or two from Teddy Long and said they were going to have a “Holla, holla” tag team match featuring Alexa Bliss and Mickie James vs. Natalya and Becky Lynch and the match kicked off as soon as he left.
Tall odds for #FiveFeetOfFury, as #SDLive Women's Champion @AlexaBliss_WWE will face EVERY WOMAN on the SmackDown roster at @WrestleMania! pic.twitter.com/uvXj9GJtCm
— WWE (@WWE) March 8, 2017
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