WWE Raw Results 3/17/2014
– Triple H, Orton and Batista all open the show by whining about WrestleMania. Triple H says if he beats Daniel Bryan he’s putting himself in the title match at Mania so either way it will be a triple threat. Triple H leaves then Orton RKOs Batista.
The Real Americans defeated the Usos Awesome match with lots of action. Cesaro hits the Neutralizer for the win.
– Hornswoggle came out and handed out St. Patrick’s Day memorabilia to the crowd. Wade Barrett made fun of everyone for getting drunk due to the holiday.
Sheamus defeated Titus O’Neil Titus O’ Neil tries to toss Hornswoggle who was out wandering around the ring but Sheamus catches him. Sheamus then uses Hornswoggle as a weapon and somehow wins the match without being disqualified.
– After the match Sheamus enters himself in the Andre The Giant Battle Royal, then gets beat up by Christian.
– John Cena cuts a typical Cena promo about Bray Wyatt. Wyatt then responds by calling Nikki Bella plastic.
Daniel Bryan defeated Randy Orton Pretty awesome NODQ match. Batista interferes and spears Orton. Bryan takes advantage and gets the three count. Batista comes back in the ring and hits Orton with the Batista Bomb.
– Paul Heyman cuts a promo about how Brock Lesnar is going to end the streak.
Goldust defeated Fandango Goldust hit the Final Cut for the 3 count.
– Kane comes out and demands that The Shield beat up Jerry Lawler. The Shield then triple powerbombed Kane.
The Funkadactyls defeated Tamina and AJ Lee Naomi got the pin with a split leg moonsault on AJ. After the match AJ yelled at Tamina and Tamina shoved AJ to the mat.
Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry beat Big E vs Curtis Axel, Alberto Del Rio, Damien Sandow, and Ryback Big Show hits a chokeslam on Sandow for the win.
Bray Wyatt defeated Kofi Kingston quick match.
– Triple H comes out and says he’s going to end the YES movement and chants. He says he respects Bryan then Stephanie comes out and says she’s going to have Bryan arrested because of the “Occupy Raw” thing last week. She calls out the cops, they handcuff him and then reveal they are fake cops. Steph and Triple H beat the crap out of Bryan as he’s handcuffed to close the show.
