The Facial Hair Heroes of Wrestling

There has been some pretty epic facial hair choices in the history of the WWE/F.

Here’s an assortment of some of our personal favorites that need to be inducted into the Still Real To Us Facial Hair Hall of Fame.

If you think we left anyone out let us know in the comments!

 

Daniel Bryan

The Beard that any bird would like to call home.

 

 

 

CM Punk

This indie wrestling God wore the Jesus beard for a bit

 

 

 

 

Jeff Hardy

Never shave while driving on a dirt road…

 

 

 

 

Hornswoggle

Little man…big beard

 

 

 

 

 

Harley Race

Triple H borrowed a bunch of his moves so why not his facial hair as well

 

 

 

 

 

 

Triple H

whoomp there it is

 

 

 

 

 

Chris Jericho

Y2J invented awesome facial hair

 

 

 

 

Santino Marella

Here at Still Real To Us we don’t hate on Uni-Brows

 

 

 

 

 

Edge

You think you know Me  beards.

 

 

 

Ted DiBiase

Keepin it classy

 

 

 

 

The Wyatt Family

Follow the Beards

 

 

 

 

Captain Lou Albano

Don’t worry ladies…he always has a rubber

 

 

 

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Behind that finger is an awesome Goatee

 

 

 

Hillbilly Jim

Two thumbs up for this beard

 

 

 

Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart

Plenty of chin hair here

 

 

 

Macho Man Randy Savage

Always look on the beard side of life….OH YEAAA

 

 

 

 

Cody Rhodes

This mustache is the American Dream

 

 

 

 

The Heartbeard Kid Shawn Michaels

Look at this hairy situation

 

 

 

 

Rick Rude

Straight up porn stache…

 

 

 

 

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Beards bleed Red, White and Blue

 

 

 

 

Zeb Colter

I don’t think he has any mirrors in his bunker

 

 

 

 

The Iron Shiek

This mustache make you humble!

 

 

 

Damien Sandow

Your Welcome

 

 

 

Jake the Snake Roberts

Pretty sure there is still beer soaked in this stache from the 80’s

 

 

 

 

Akeem

I bet his beard doesn’t catch any food

 

 

 

 

Hulk Hogan

Look at this straight up lip love going on here

 

 

 

 

Randall Orton

ehhh…keep trying kid

 

 

 

Jim Ross

Look at this slobber-knocker of a goatee

 

 

 

 

Mick Foley

This beard will eat kids….after it reads them a best selling childrens book of course

 

 

 

 

 

Wade Barrett

A true half-assed attempt…but the facial expression saves it

 

 

 

 

Mark Henry

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