WWE Monday Night Raw Results 4/14/2014

Ryback and Curtis Axel def. Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Paige Vs. Alicia Fox

Paige beats Alicia Fox. JBL makes a joke that Paige goes to the same tanning salon as Sheamus…it was actually kind of funny.

Randy Orton & Batista def. The Usos by disqualification because The Shield came out and whooped their asses.

Cesaro Vs. Mark Henry – Number 1 Contender’s Tournament For The IC Title

Heyman comes out before the match and drills it into our head that Brock beat the streak (we get it). Cesaro beats Henry with the neutralizer. Yes, he actually lifted Henry. That dude is STRONG!

Alexander Rusev Vs. Xavier Woods

Alexander Rusev def. Xavier Woods in a total squash match. R-Truth comes out to help his buddy but Lana looking all sexy tells Rusev to crush Truth…he crushed him…he crushed him indeed.

Sheamus Vs. Jack Swagger –  Number 1 Contender’s Tournament For The IC Title

Sheamus def. Swagger

Damien Sandow comes out to cut a promo. Big Show interrupts him and Sandow talks over Big Show’s entrance music. Sandow gets in Big Show’s face. Big Show knocks him out.

The Wyatt Family comes out. Bray Wyatt does his thing on the microphone for a while. He calls out John Cena. Cena makes a comment about how he doesn’t need another push haha. They make a steel cage match official for Extreme Rules.

Fandango & Layla Vs. Santino and Emma

Fandango &  his new lovely lady Layla def. Santino & Emma (is this feud ever going to end?)

Bad News Barrett Vs. Dolph Ziggler – Number 1 Contender’s Tournament For The IC Title

Bad News Barrett gets the win over good old spaghetti hair.

The Shield Vs. The World

11-on-3 handicap match – The Shield (Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins) vs. Jack Swagger, Bad News Barrett, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Alberto Del Rio, 3MB (Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Drew McIntyre), Alexander Rusev, Titus O’Neil & Fandango went to a no contest

Triple H, Randy Orton and Batista come out to the Evolution entrance music and it was actually pretty epic. Evolution is BACK! They return the favor from earlier and whoop The Shield’s ass.