WWE Monday Night Raw Results 3/14/2016

WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Big E and Xavier Woods vs Rusev and Alberto Del Rio

The Pittsburgh crowd was very into the New Day with lots of “New Day rocks!” chants. Xavier Woods put Rusev away with a roll up.

Winners: The New Day

After the match the League of Nations beat the New Day down as the crowd booed heavily.

Dean Ambrose comes out and cuts a promo, Brock Lesnar interrupts. Heyman cuts a promo hyping up their Mania match. Ambrose tries to get Lesnar to come down to the ring and eventually he does. Ambrose unzips his coat and reveals a crowbar. Lesnar tries to get in the ring and he swings at him. Lesnar leaves.

Sin Cara w/ Kalisto vs Ryback

Ryback hits Sin Cara with the Shellshocked then stares Kalisto down. He hits Sin Cara with another Shellshocked then pins him.

Winner: Ryback

After the match Ryback challenges Kalisto to a US Championship match at WrestleMania 32 then drops the mic and walks away.

Triple H and Stephanie made their way to the ring tonight on Raw and cut a nice long promo about why The Authority is great etc. etc. Dolph Ziggler interrupted and talked trash saying that The Authority is the problem with WWE. Triple H offered Dolph a spot in The Authority and he said he would never join. He followed that up by calling Stephanie “egotistical” and “idiotic.”

After slapping Dolph Ziggler across the face Stephanie told Dolph something very interesting. She told him that he can have any match he wants at WrestleMania, with the exception of a WWE Championship match. All he has to do is defeat Triple H on Raw tonight. Dolph and Triple H then had a stare down as Triple H’s music hit.

Sami Zayn vs The Miz

Zayn and The Miz fight on the outside when Kevin Owens gets up from the commentary table and gets in Sami Zayn’s face. The Miz then hits Kevin Owens from behind. Miz and Sami Zayn get back in the ring, Miz gets a roll up but Sami kicks out. Sami Zayn then gets the Helluva Kick in the corner for the win.

Winner: Sami Zayn

Alicia Fox and Brie Bella vs Naomi and Tamina

Lana distracts the ref while Tamina and Naomi get the double team on Brie.

Winners: Naomi an Tamina

The Usos vs Bo Dallas and Heath Slater

The Dudley Boyz are at the commentary table talking trash. The Usos win the match with a splash then The Dudley Boyz stare them down as they walk up the ramp.

Winners: The Usos

Dolph Ziggler vs Triple H – If Ziggler Wins He Gets Any Mania Match He Wants

Ziggler gets some offense in but eventually falls victim to the Pedigree.

Winner: Triple H

After the match Roman Reigns returns and beats the ever living s**t out of Triple H. They brawl all around the ringside area then end up backstage. Roman hits Triple H with a TV and then The Usos and Jack Swagger wearing a wallet chain come out and break it up.

Chris Jericho vs Neville

Jericho pushes the ref and gets disqualifed.

Winner: Neville

After the match Jericho calls out AJ Styles and Styles hits him with the Phenomenal Forearm.

Vince kicked off the last segment as he hyped up The Undertaker as his personal weapon of destruction before introducing him.

The Undertaker came to the ring and Vince talked about how Undertaker choked him on Raw a few weeks ago. Vince told Taker never to touch him again. Taker took off his hat and coat then rolled his eyes in the back of his head.

Shane McMahon then came out and stepped up to The Undertaker. Shane said that he has the misfortune of being Vince’s son, but The Undertaker is Vince’s bitch.

That’s when Taker grabbed Shane by the neck and tried to pick him up but Shane got out of it. Eventually The Undertaker got Shane with the chokeslam then he went after Vince but Vince rolled out of the ring. Vince walked up the ramp as Taker stood in the ring to end the show.