Woken Matt Hardy Asks George Washington For Help With The Ultimate Deletion

Matt Hardy is amazing. He is not only an advocate for everything entertaining but he is also quite a collector. Some people collect WWE figures and could very well have Matt Hardy in their collection a time or two. But it turns out the Woken One collects something else and it’s quite delightful.

We’ve previously reported how Matt Hardy has a zoo in his backyard complete with Smokin Joe the kangaroo who can really mess someone up. After all, Hardy keeps Joe around so they can spar in hardcore fashion to keep Matt’s game sharp.

Hardy also owns a giraffe named George Washington but he doesn’t use his giraffe for combat practice because that would be ridiculous. Woken Matt keeps his giraffe around so he can seek out his wisdom. If you remember the Broken Hardy segments from Impact Wrestling then you probably know his giraffe well.

Matt Hardy has an Ultimate Deletion match in the pipeline against Bray Wyatt and it looks like it will be a ton of fun. Whether Jeff Hardy is a part of it or not, the Ultimate Deletion is sure to be delightful. Let’s just hope it has some kind of fulfilling outcome which leads toward WrestleMania in some respect for these two amazing entertainers. After all, the Mania card is looking extremely packed at this point.

It turns out George Washington still loves carrots like Hardy loves green beans which is just excellent to know. He was able to get the wisdom he needed from his long-necked friend and it was a wonderful display of Hardy’s work. After all, it can be quite difficult to pull off a scene when your costar is unable to talk or really understand what is going on.

But George Washington played the part well and Hardy was impressive as always. It’s just more proof that Matt Hardy can be an outstanding character if WWE just lets him do his thing surrounded by supportive people. It certainly got us excited for a magnificent battle at the Hardy Compound for the Ultimate Deletion on Raw.