We have been keeping you up to date on Zack Ryder’s updates while he takes on the perilous job of going to six Disney theme parks in a 2-day span. So, yeah that’s still happening. The Zack Attack recently posted a picture of himself and Woody, and you can get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about the “Toy Story” character.
Ryder’s quest has kept him busy, and if you’re wondering if Zack was able to get any sleep in the process, so were we; therefore we were more than relieved when Long Island Iced Z posted the following update.
What does a guy like Zack Ryder do after jet-setting from one theme park to the next? He hits on as many women in costume as possible, of course! Although Ryder had his eye on Mickey’s girl, he settled for having a go at Donald’s main squeeze in the meantime. There is no word on how far things got between Ryder and Daisy, but we certainly hope he didn’t catch bird flu.
Zack Daddy finally got his hands on Minnie eventually at Disney’s Animal Kingdom and shared his latest conquest for all to see. We’re still not sure why he’s hitting on the Disney characters in the suits instead of the princesses who are real people but whatever Ryder is in to is fine with us, because we don’t judge anyone around here.
While Ryder was at Disney’s California Adventure Theme Park on Wednesday, Disney just so happened to announced that they will be opening an attraction on May 27th based on the “Guardians of the Galaxy” movie franchise which stars Batista.
Although Zack’s visit had nothing to do with this announcement, but you can’t convince us of this.
In all seriousness, the upcoming ride is going to be called “GOTG: Mission: Breakout” and will be a repackaging of the former Twilight Zone Tower of Terror ride. The attraction will take visitors to the Collector’s Lair, where they will meet Rocket Raccoon and help him in rescuing the rest of the Guardians crew.
Batista’s character, Drax the Destroyer will be heavily featured as well during this adventure-themed attraction. The ride’s opening will coincide with the new “Guardians of the Galaxy” film. Disney historically goes all out for their attractions, and although there has been no word on whether or not they’re going to tap Batista to film new footage exclusively for the ride, it’s certainly within the realm of possibility.
Disney historically goes all out for their attractions, and although there has been no word on whether or not they’re going to tap Batista to film new footage exclusively for the ride, it’s certainly within the realm of possibility.
Not only will Batista be featured in this new ride, but he will also return as Drax the Destroyer in the upcoming “Avengers: Infinity War” film. So, he’s got a lot on his plate as well, not to mention the upcoming Jodie Foster film that’s in the pipeline.
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