TNA Impact Wrestling Results 3/20/2014
The show opens with Abyss and Eric Young brawling backstage. Eventually they brawl out to the ring and this just goes on forever…like FOREVER…seriously though it went on way too long.
Bobby Lashley Vs. EC3
Bobby basically tosses EC3 around for a few minutes. EC3 tries to leave the ring and then Willow The Wisp comes out and beats him down for a while.
Samoa Joe and MVP are backstage. They talk about the TNA World Heavyweight Championship match tonight.
Angelina Love gets asked about a Beautiful People reunion.
Magnus and EC3 talk shit to each other backstage.
Gunner comes out and cuts a promo about his match with James Storm at Lockdown. His dad is at ringside, he hugs him, we all shed a tear. James Storm comes out and the crowd boos. His new entrance music blows hard. Storm talks a bunch of shit to Gunner’s dad so Gunner beats him down. Storm handcuffs Gunner to the ring and smashes a beer bottle over his dad’s head.
The Bro-Mans have a bro-down backstage.
Gail Kim Vs. Lei’D Tapa (or however you spell it)
Gail Kim is your winner and a contender for sexiest woman of all time.
Jeff Hardy errr Willow The Wisp is hanging out in the dark backstage. MVP tries to talk some sense into him, Willow responds but just sounds like he’s been doing a bunch of meth.
Angelina Love calls out Velvet Sky and asks about reforming The Beautiful People. Velvet agrees to the reunion then Angelina calls out Madison Rayne. Madison turns down their offer to join the group.
The Wolves Vs. The Bro-Mans Vs. Sanada and Tigre Uno TNA Tag Team Championship Match
The Bro-Mans retain their titles.
We get a video of Bully Ray talking to Dixie Carter at TNA headquarters. He says he won’t let Dixie Carter control him. He gives an epic speech to an empty chair which he thinks Dixie Carter is sitting in. Bobby Roode comes out of nowhere and beats him down in Dixie’s office.
Magnus Vs. Samoa Joe TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match
MVP is chained to Abyss at ringside.
Eventually Abyss knocks MVP out then throws a chair at Joe’s face. Magnus hits the elbow drop for the win.
