Categories: FeaturedNews

Screeching Weasel Frontman Rips On CM Punk, Wants Female Fans To Fight Him

Screeching Weasel frontman Ben Weasel posted the following on his Facebook about former WWE Superstar CM Punk:

Okay gang, CM Punk’s been running his mouth again and it’s time to teach him a lesson. Who’s CM Punk, you ask (along with the rest of the world)? Some washed up, burnt-out, has-been former wrestler who’s been reduced to hanging out on Twitter challenging guys half his size to fist fights, that’s who. I wish I was joking.

Yours truly was targeted by the big goof when he saw a YouTube video purportedly showing me hitting two women while on stage in Austin TX a few years ago. In fact I was hugging those ladies with my fists, not that it’s any of his business. But the slobbering nitwit still challenged me to a fight, I guess so women will feel like he’s a really great guy.

Well, guess what? I don’t believe our female fans are delicate flowers in need of the protection of some oily mouth-breather who runs around in his underwear pretending to fight other men for a living. I think you ladies can hold your own. Heck, I KNOW you can.

So I’m challenging all our female fans – including all our M-F transgender fans – to stand up with us on stage at our show in Chicago on 11/22 and challenge the big goon to a fight. He thinks it’s so easy to slug a chick? Let’s see him try!

This is not a joke. If you’re up to the challenge and can throw a solid punch, or even just kick a gym-muscled bully in his shriveled-up, steroid-ravaged nuts, post in this thread. Our road manager Kotton will contact you if we can use your help. Let’s shut this buffoon’s mouth once and for all!

Still Real To Us

Share
Published by
Still Real To Us

Recent Posts

Major Heel Turn Takes Place On SmackDown, New WWE Tag Team Champions Crowned

Originally WWE announced that The Motor City Machine Guns would be defending their WWE Tag…

12 hours ago

Tiffany Stratton Advances In WWE Women’s United States Championship Tournament

A few weeks ago SmackDown General Manager Nick Aldis officially unveiled the new WWE Women's…

13 hours ago

Three WWE Stars Out Of Action Indefintely

Last weekend The Original Bloodline and The New Bloodline pulled out all the stops in…

13 hours ago

Bloodline Segment Announced For WWE SmackDown

This week's episode of WWE Friday Night SmackDown is set to focus on the fallout…

14 hours ago

Tony Khan Reacts To Eric Bischoff’s Criticism Of AEW

All Elite Wrestling celebrated its five year anniversary this year and while the company has…

15 hours ago

Title Match, Opening Segment And More Announced For WWE SmackDown Tonight

Tonight's episode of WWE Friday Night SmackDown is set to take place from Target Center…

18 hours ago