We’re back with another installment of “You Know You’re a Wrestling Fan When.” If you’ve done any of these things it means you probably watch way too much wrestling, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to stop.
How many of these can you relate to?
#1 – You open two beers at a time, smash them together and then pour them all over your face.
#2 – You’ve searched the bible hoping to find ‘Austin 3:16.’
#3 – You walk around your house or go out in public with your replica title belt.
#4 – You’ve tried out several different submission moves on family members.
#5 – You’ve pinned one of your pets for a count of three.
#6 – You hate the World Wildlife Fund with a passion.
#7 – You look at your bookshelf and realize it’s mostly wrestling autobiographies.
#8 – You’ve broken a bed because you did an elbow drop onto it.
#9 – When someone talks about a hurricane you always say “stand back there’s a hurricane coming through.”
#10 – You hate the PG Era but continue to watch WWE anyway.
#11 – Your Facebook newsfeed is full of mostly wrestling related pages.
#12 – Hitting Rock Bottom has a completely different meaning to you.
#13 – Sometime in the past few years you’ve started using the word ‘fella.’
#14 – You think wars and political conflicts should be settled in the ring not on a battlefield.
#15 – You cut yourself on purpose while shaving so you can say that you know how to blade.
#16 – You let people know a conversation is over by telling them “And that’s the bottom line because Stone Cold Said So!”
#17 – Whenever you hear the words Slim Jim you respond by saying “Ohhhhhhhhh yeah, snap into a Slim Jim.”
#18 – You refer to Elvis impersonators as Honky Tonk Man impersonators.
#19 – You’ve made your own custom championship belt out of cardboard.
#20 – Your girlfriend isn’t your girlfriend anymore, she’s your valet.
#21 – You get excited when you see a giant trampoline because that means you can practice doing moonsaults.
#22 – When your favorite wrestler wins an important match you feel like nothing can bring you down.
#23 – You feel the need to tell people the hashtag #WCW doesn’t mean woman crush Wednesday, it means World Championship Wrestling.
#24 – You can’t get hired anywhere because you refuse to ‘do the job’ for anyone.
#25 – When someone lies to you, you refer to it as a ‘work.’
As for me i still and will always remember WWF/WCW/ECW/NWA/AWA/WCCW as for they were to me the ole school remnants of what? was yesterday as for some strange reason it still feels like the ole school is still very much Alive no matter how much this TNA/ ROH/NXT or any of the WORM Wriggling EBOLA of the new school and their Leader of the chain Gang as to now of the Hustle Loyalty Respect and the YOU CAN’T SEE ME John Cena even a 12 yr veteran has not done it 16xtimes like The Nature Boy Ric Flair or even as Long 21yrs of The Streak As the Phenom The UnderTaker for and if he can last another 12 yrs now that would be a new record making him the greatest of all time as you think about it 12+12=24 and if he lasts that long in years all i have to say is Wow! I know I know can and will he The now Mr Never Give Up! will your John And his C Nation do it? all I can say about that is Watch and find out and stay tuned to Mondaynight RAW and the PPV’S of your choice after all you can catch them all on the WWE Network for just $9.99 Enjoy!
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when someone says “you know what i think?” and you interrupt them by saying “IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK”
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#22 was me for those two months Dolph Ziggler was on top. I could hardly sleep the night of Survivor Series because I was so thrilled.
You used to listen to the Dropkick Murphys, for no reason other than they’re called the Dropkick Murphys
omg #13 lmafo