John Cena Wins Dance Battle Against Nick Cannon, Loses Arm Wrestling Match To Children

John Cena hosted the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night and that comes with a lot of responsibility, including losing an arm wrestling match to a bunch of kids. Super Cena faced off against the cast of “Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn” in an arm wrestling match and the stakes were pretty high. The 4 kids from the hit TV squared off against Cena with a Jell-O mold on either side of them as punishment for losing. As stacked as Cena might be, he’s no match for the 8 arms of children as they sent his muscular arm plummeting into the green Jell-O.

John Cena started off his hosting duties in a full tuxedo as is customary for hosting an awards ceremony. But, the Kids’ Choice Awards is no typical awards ceremony. So, John decided that an outfit alteration was necessary midway through his bit.

We wonder how Cesaro felt about seeing John Cena use a pull-away stripper tuxedo because that’s kinda his gimmick.

The Swiss Superman probably didn’t mind, though, or at least he hasn’t tweeted about it yet. However, yesterday he sent out a picture of his tag team partner sleeping on the bus which is both hilarious and adorable.

The Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards is all about choices and it’s also all about fun. Therefore, when Nick Cannon challenged John Cena to a dance competition where the winner would be chosen by the audience, the kids also got to pick the genre of dance.

The winning selection was hip-hop and they stepped it up and served out some real hip-hop dance realness. They had background dancers, but Nick and John were the leaders of their respective groups.

After an intense battle, John Cena was declared the winner over Nick Cannon who did a lot of dabbing. It was a great little segment and very entertaining.

John Cena concluded the 2017 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards by getting on a platform which elevated as The Doctor Of Thuganomics. The stage raised slowly and as it did, Cena hit another lever and the crowd in front of him was sprayed with green slime. Then, pink confetti rained down from the ceiling to make all the kids who were covered with slime look like pink chickens. It was awesome.

But, what was even more awesome is the fact that just as John Cena started to get cocky about having the ability to spray children with green slime, he received a dose of his own medicine.

After he was covered in slime he proudly declared his new name is John Greena. That was splendid to see.