John Cena Lists Things About Women That Scare Him

John Cena has a new article in Glamour Magazine where he lists the top 10 things about women that scare him. You can read the top 5 below.

1. How long it takes you to get ready. Countries were built in less time.

2. How much effort you put into the littlest things. I didn’t know how important it was that your nail polish was the exact same shade as your dress.

3. How resourceful you are. I’ve seen a woman use a foil gum wrapper as a mirror to touch up her lipstick.

4. How long you hold a grudge. No, I don’t remember what I said three years ago on the second Tuesday in April.

5. How many “relationship dates” you remember. Do we really need to celebrate the third anniversary of the time we went to the little Italian restaurant down the street?