Last week on TNA Impact The Broken Hardys battled Decay and it was a dark day for House Hardy. Senor Benjamin was abducted, Vanguard 1 went missing, and Brother Nero got hit in the stomach with a spiked 2×4.

This week on Impact, Brother Nero was in a chair with wheels, and bleeding out of his stomach. Broken Matt Hardy promised to regenerate Brother Nero. He asked for help from the Seven Deities, then he threw him into the Lake of Reincarnation, and Brother Nero came back as Jeff Hardy, complete with his custom title, and he lit up a cigarette. Matt pushed him into the Lake of Reincarnation again, and then he returned as a regenerated Brother Nero.

Broken Matt Hardy then went to find Vanguard 1, and he found him stuck in a tree. Vanguard 1 was dead when Matt Hardy found him, so he asked for more help from the Seven Deities, and they resurrected Vanguard 1.

Vanguard 1 then tracked down Senor Bejnamin, and he was found tied up in an old rundown barn which Matt Hardy referred to as a “decrepit erection.”

Broken Matt Hardy then freed Senor Benjamin and told him he needs to supply the largest stockade of weaponry ever known to House Hardy, because a Great War is coming at Bound For Glory.

House Hardy then gathered in the ring and Matt told Decay that The Hardys are going to take the Tag Team Titles of the World from them, and then they will be deleted.

Hardy said that the whole world will be their battlefield and he challenged Decay to The Great War at Bound For Glory, they accepted.

Rosemary then got in the ring and told Reby Sky she was an unfit mother and then a brawl broke out and House Hardy cleared the ring.

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