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Braun Strowman Says Fan Will Get These Hands If He Doesn’t Buy His Merch

Braun Strowman is pretty impressive. He not only trains like a beast to keep his massive physique but he also stays active outdoors where he’s just a big country boy at heart. There is a reason why fans are flocking behind The Monster Among Men because his personality is one of a kind. Needless to say, he’s also rather intimidating and you probably wouldn’t want to do anything to upset him. This is why one fan found himself in a strange situation where he put out a simple poll and Braun Strowman responded in his own way.

The question was simple as a fan tweeted out: “need a shirt for WrestleMania. Thinking either Baron Corbin or Braun Strowman.. asking for a friend lol.” This post included a poll listing Corbin and Strowman along with Alexa Bliss and Seth Rollins.

It was all well and good until Baron Corbin chimed in and said: “get them both.” It is a very good thing WWE’s official shop runs so many deals on multiple t-shirts because Braun Strowman responded as well saying, “as much as I hate to agree with Corbin he’s right. Get them both or get these hands.”

Please note that Strowman is probably not going to track anyone down and pummel them for not buying his merchandise. But just on the off chance he could be serious might cause anyone to buy his merchandise. If a parallel universe exists where there is a minuscule percentage of a chance that Braun Strowman might hunker down behind a WWE merch stand and destroy anyone who didn’t walk away with his merchandise then it is probably worth it to always keep some Strowman apparel around.

As we approach the end of the Road To WrestleMania and fans start preparing the gear they plan on wearing to the big event or even if you’re safe in your living room you might want to keep Strowman’s words in mind because nobody wants to get those hands.

Aaron Varble

Aaron Varble hasn’t just been writing for more than a decade in various formats including sketch comedy, stand up, television, radio, and other various projects; nor is he just another professional wrestling fan with a master's degree in journalism and Tourette’s syndrome. He's always looking to explore the why not with the why and the how come along with the how. Follow on Twitter @TheVarble

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