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Austin Aries Issues Open Challenge On 205 Live

Austin Aries came out with a banana in his pocket (notice that, he’s always got one) and said he has secured his greatest interview to date: Austin Aries. He continued to interview himself with a question and answer format. He’s so funny. He said he punched Neville in the face last night because he could.

He said he acted on a lesson he learned in grade school, if you want respect you find the toughest guy in the room and you punch him in the face. Aries must have come from a very scary grade school.

Neville came out and said he thought what happened last night was a momentary lapse in judgement. He questioned A Double’s ability to be at his level. Aries said he’s not at Neville’s level because Adrian is at the A level, and he’s at the A Double level which is a whole level above him.

Neville then said he was at the “Neville level” (rhyming is fun). Austin then offered for Neville to come in the ring and get chin-checked but Neville came up with the usual heel excuse that Aries hasn’t earned the right to face him.

Neville said he’s not going to fight him, but if Austin is looking for a fight then there’s an entire locker room who would be happy to oblige. Aries said his mouth has been writing checks his entire life and he cashes every one of them. He followed up by saying that if anyone has an issue with his comeback tour, then he’ll be more than happy to meet each and every one of them in the ring.

Aaron Varble

Aaron Varble hasn’t just been writing for more than a decade in various formats including sketch comedy, stand up, television, radio, and other various projects; nor is he just another professional wrestling fan with a master's degree in journalism and Tourette’s syndrome. He's always looking to explore the why not with the why and the how come along with the how. Follow on Twitter @TheVarble

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