The Rock Returns On Monday Night Raw

WWE had been teasing a “major” return earlier in the day and there was speculation that it could have been The Rock or possibly The Undertaker. But it was The Rock that made his return during Monday Night Raw in Miami.

They did a fake out where they opened up the door of a limo and The Miz walked out. As The Miz was hyping himself up The Rock pulled up in his truck. The Miz got pissed and The Rock threw his keys at him and told him to park the truck. Rock says hi to Rick Ross before making his way to Big Show.

Rock tells Big Show he was watching Royal Rumble 2000 when he and Big Show went over the top rope and touched the floor at the same time. Rock says Big Show should have won the match and that his life would have been a lot different if he did. Rock told Big Show he probably would have become a huge movie star and Show started crying.

He then met up with Lana in the hallway and Rock asks if she’s still with Rusev and says Rusev smells like testicles. Rusev interrupts while The Rock is talking to her. The Rock says they’re going to have a great marriage because Lana is flexible as all hell. Rock then made his way to the ring.

The Rock came out for a promo but the fans keep chanting for a fan dressed as Randy Savage in the front row. Rock stepped out of the ring and interviewed the fans dressed as wrestlers sitting at ringside. The fans were dressed as The Undertaker, The Rock, Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage. He goes through them one by one then welcomes them to Raw. The crowd starts chanting “Rocky!”

The Rock started cutting a promo then The New Day made their way to the stage. New Day asked The Rock how he can be the People’s Champion if he doesn’t have any gold. Then they bragged about being tag champs. Rock then called their unicorn horns “llama penises” and the crowd started chanting.

The Rock challenged the New Day to get in the ring and they tried to walk away. The Rock said he had a “plan b” and that his “plan b” was “family.” The Usos then made their way out and threw the New Day into the ring. Everybody hit their moves, The Rock hit the People’s Elbow on Xavier Woods then said he would see us all at WrestleMania.