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20 Wrestling Jokes Any Fan Can Appreciate

One thing’s for sure, if you’re going to be a wrestling fan, you’re going to need a sense of humor. Wrestling is supposed to be fun so no matter how intense you get about your fandom you should never take it too seriously.

Related: 5 FAKE Wrestling Moves That Will Help You Win A REAL Fight

With that being said, we scoured the internet in search of some fun wrestling jokes that we enjoyed and we think you will enjoy as well. Without any further delay, here are some of our favorite wrestling jokes that the internet had to offer.

The Dudleys were getting ready for a dinner party when Bubba realized that they weren’t prepared yet. Quickly, he yelled, Dvon! Set the table!

 

Q: How many TNA fans does it take to put up a lightbulb?

A: Both of them.

 

Q: Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?

A: Because he’s constantly swerving

 

Q: What do you call any HHH match?

A: A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

 

Q: Why does Mick Foley buy supermarket brand cola?

A: He always goes for the cheap pop.

 

Q: What do you call the Great Khali without talent?

A: The Great Khali

 

Q: Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car. Who’s driving?

A: The police.

 

Q: What did D’Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

A: Oh Bubba, test the fries!



Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

 

Q: If Scott Steiner became a religious leader, what would his name be?

A: Big Poppa Pope



Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?

A: Because he has no chance in hell



Q: Why couldn’t Kane light the fireplace?

A: Because he loses all his matches.

 

Q: How does Jim Ross like his coffee?

A: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

 

Q: Why did Adrian Neville do crotch chops?

A: Because he’s ex-PAC

 

Q: Why can’t Dolph Ziggler go to the gas station?

A: Because he always carries matches.

 

Q: What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up? 

A: I’m straight, Edge 

 

Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior (RIP) fired from the pet shop? 

A: He couldn’t sell Pedigree 

 

Q: What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV? 

A: Arrgh, my quad! 

 

Q: What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class? 

A: Whatcha you gonna glue, brother? 

 

Q: Why did Kevin Nash cross the road? 

A: He didn’t, he already tore his quad stepping off the curb

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